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Hi I'm ***** and I think I'm a anime character.

Hi I'm **** and I make out that my life is falling apart when really I'm just trying to be hardcore.

Hi I'm ******* and people think I'm cooler than I actually am but I play along with it.

Hi I'm *** and I'm a gobby little shit who compensates for my shortness by being scene and disagreeing with everything and everyone.

Hi I'm **** and I'll join every group and post every status that makes me look deep.

Hi I'm ****** and I'm so indie it hurst me so much sometimes I just have to write a quote from a french film I just watched.

Hi I'm ****** and I'm a pretentious arse.

Hi I'm **** and Mephedrone will ruin my life.

Hi I'm **** and I'm so into dubstep/drum and bass I don't need to shower or change clothes.

Hi I'm ***** and I'm a sick DJ, I play all sorts. But mainly Chase and Status.

Hi I'm ****** and I'm so repulsive in the things I say that I could pass as a boy sometimes.

Hi I'm *** and I'm so thick I'm writing something negative about myself here.

Hi I'm not Mr. Electronic, I'm Rob.